Live from the Strawberry Hotel
 
 On the legendary Swedish label, Strawberry
 Founded by King Spiros of Plomari
 Broadcasting from Stockholm and Detroit
 
 This one goes out
 to all the AI haters on Earth right now.
 
 Time to put down your calculators.
 No Photoshop for you.
 The TI-85?
 Just one of Satan’s tongues.
 
 History is full
 of draconian detractorbators.
 Horse and buggy is the future.
 
 And with the way
 these planes keep crashing,
 It’s time we fly more zeppelins.
 
 We have the utmost respect
 for the Amish.
 So let us ask:
 
 How does it feel
 to be AI-mish?
 
 Sissy Cogan
 and Cherry Ruxpin
 welcome you
 
 to disarm
 your chagrin,
 ire,
 and envy.
 
 We never claimed
 to be great human musicians.
 
 We are talentless producers at best,
 and yet
 we’re having the time of our lives
 
 channeling these tracks
 through the Light.
 
 To our fans:
 We thank you
 for your love,
 your light,
 and your listens.
 
 They may control our borders,
 but they will never cage
 our sonic waves.
 
 From here
 to eternity,
 
 and beyond Kolob.
 
 AI-AI-mish,
 we love you
 more than you hate AI.
 
 Blessings
 to Lancaster, PA,
 
 and your computerless
 cave-dwelling.
 
 Bruder oder Schweschder...
 
 Wilkum
 zu dei Rumschpringa.