In canneries along our shining coasts, 
 men and women of industry 
 work shoulder-to-shoulder, 
 sealing freshness 
 beneath gleaming lids of tin! 
 From the wide Pacific 
 come the swift silver tuna — 
 mighty travelers of the sea — 
 hauled aboard 
 by skilled fishermen 
 and rushed to shore 
 before the sun has set! 
 Inside spotless factories, 
 the catch is cleaned, 
 cooked, 
 and packed 
 by steady hands, 
 then sealed tight 
 under heat and pressure 
 so pure 
 that time itself salutes! 
 Yes, friends — 
 that unmistakable aroma 
 when the can is opened 
 is the scent 
 of the sea’s own victory! 
 Shelf-stable for years — 
 perhaps centuries — 
 each humble can 
 a monument 
 to ingenuity, 
 perseverance, 
 and good taste. 
 Its good for you too! 
 Here try the juice! 
 Yum 
 yum 
 yum 
 And if you like tuna 
 as much as me 
 You are going to love pussy!