Live from the Strawberry Hotel

On the legendary Swedish label, Strawberry
Founded by King Spiros of Plomari
Broadcasting from Stockholm and Detroit

This one goes out
to all the AI haters on Earth right now.

Time to put down your calculators.
No Photoshop for you.
The TI-85?
Just one of Satan’s tongues.

History is full
of draconian detractorbators.
Horse and buggy is the future.

And with the way
these planes keep crashing,
It’s time we fly more zeppelins.

We have the utmost respect
for the Amish.
So let us ask:

How does it feel
to be AI-mish?

Sissy Cogan
and Cherry Ruxpin
welcome you

to disarm
your chagrin,
ire,
and envy.

We never claimed
to be great human musicians.

We are talentless producers at best,
and yet
we’re having the time of our lives

channeling these tracks
through the Light.

To our fans:
We thank you
for your love,
your light,
and your listens.

They may control our borders,
but they will never cage
our sonic waves.

From here
to eternity,

and beyond Kolob.

AI-AI-mish,
we love you
more than you hate AI.

Blessings
to Lancaster, PA,

and your computerless
cave-dwelling.

Bruder oder Schweschder...

Wilkum
zu dei Rumschpringa.